Man does not live--but Derrick does--on sandwiches.
Dainty ones: focaccia, Greek olives ...

Bi-coastal bi-sexual Derrick playing jet tennis
found himself on a pier and forgot where.

Famous oblivious Derrick wanted to go home
a word that made him laugh in public.

Till he was taken away
Tattled by many heartless tabloids.

Derrick's Trip - Focaccia